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1. Could you please put your screaming baby on vibrate.
   
2. my wish for tonight is for the person reading this status to have a Good Night!
   
3. Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advise.
   
4. Yes officer, the person who robbed me was a woman 25-30, at least 5`9, a brunette and definitely single. Can you arrange a line up please
   
5. If your pillow fort hasn’t got an armory filled with Nerf guns, then you’re not really taking pillow forting as seriously as you should be.
   
6. I just realized that the only time I`m good at dancing is when I`m about to pee my pants
   
7. Sometimes I wish I could officially change "Hump Day" into "Smack-A-Dumb-Bitch-In-The-Face" Day.
   
8. The guy who invented, "Take Your Child To Work Day," probably forgot to drop his kid off at school on his way to work..
   
9. If you`re wondering why you`re single, date someone. You`ll remember
   
10. The best curve on a woman is her smile :) ...Hahahaha lmao! No I`m kidding, it`s her boobs.
    
11. I`ve decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I`m back
    
12. Why aren’t mustaches called mouth brows?
    
13. Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?
    
14. My school always awarded dictionaries to the spelling bee winners. Which was weird because it should actually be awarded to the losers.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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