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1. People of planet Earth, thank your gods that I`m not in charge of the red button.
   
2. My superpower is making people laugh ... Which would be great if I was trying to be funny
   
3. I`m only a morning person on December 25th
   
4. There`s an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn`t just hard, it`s impossible.
   
5. I`m first world poor. That means I have a smart phone and laptop that I use to go online and see that I have no money in my bank account.
   
6. Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you ... Priceless
   
7. I got this weird condition where I drink a case of beer and fall down.
   
8. How come there`s never enough dirt to refill the hole even after you`ve put the body in? Asking for a friend
   
9. Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren`t happy.
   
10. It may appear like I`m doing nothing, but i`m actively waiting for my problems to go away!!!
    
11. Being stuck in the`` friend zone`` is like an employer refusing you for a job and calling you to complain about the person he hired.
    
12. Scientists have yet to explain how 300 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only 4 registers will be open.
    
13. The best thing about weed is it teaches you that it`s okay to take 35 minutes to make a sandwich
    
14. When sitting directly across from someone also using a laptop, I can`t stop myself from telling them, "you sunk my battleship!"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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