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1. There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
   
2. Don`t ever forget.. I`m always here. A l w a y s. Scrolling. Judging. Judging. Scrolling. That`s right. I see everything.
   
3. I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
   
4. Sorry but if these walls could talk I`m pretty sure they`d talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you`re blowing out of proportion.
   
5. You`d think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now.
   
6. Getting to places would be so much easier if I had a helicopter.
   
7. If you really think about it, "Nightlife" is just a fancy word for drinking alcohol at a place that isn`t your house.
   
8. Is it just me, or that sea witch Ursula from the Little Mermaid inspired from a full blown flamboyant drag queen?
   
9. My life has a great cast, but I can’t really figure out the plot.
   
10. Relationship status: running out of films on Netflix.
    
11. May have put up a few too many Christmas lights. A 747 just landed in the backyard.
    
12. Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesturday, yesturday you were pretty f*cking annoying.
    
13. It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.
    
14. morning i hate girls evening i need girls
    
    
    
    
    
    

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