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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. Aging is inevitable, Maturing is optional.
  2. I`m going to a wedding rehearsal this weekend. Wedding rehearsals are the only time you see someone practice making a mistake.
  3. People who help you find what you are looking for in a liquor store should be called "Spirit Guides."
  4. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m coming to your house with a facking baseball bat.
  5. How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
  6. No Girlfriend November was a success, now for Don`t Date December, Just Me January, Forever Alone February, No Match March..... I got this.
  7. Sometimes when I`m bored, I pick out a girl from my list of FB friends that I`ve never actually met and then go back on her timeline and like every single post she made in like 2009......That should freak her out a bit...
  8. The three most terrifying words a woman can utter to a man are "notice anything different?"
  9. For some people, a new year means a new chance to f*ck it up all over again.
  10. Saw a bird sh*t on my car, so I ate scrambled eggs on my front step, just to show him what I`m capable of.
  11. I bet giraffes don`t even know what farts smell like.
  12. There`s nothing more terrifying than accidentally making eye contact with a mall kiosk worker.
  13. The most dangerous piece of machinery a person can operate while drinking is the telephone
  14. The awkward moment when you’ve already said “what?” three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.




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