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1. This cat poop tastes like I`m about to get yelled at -Dogs
   
2. No matter how prepared you think you are, a retractable vacuum cord will always find the weakness in your defense.
   
3. No one knows what women really want, but everyone agrees it still won`t be enough.
   
4. The only thing I hate about beer is that there`s absolutely nothing I hate about beer... :)
   
5. I pretend I don`t care but deep down I really still don`t care.
   
6. Love means never being able to like another girl’s selfie on Instagram ever again.
   
7. If a Jehovah`s Witness dies and goes to heaven...does God hide behind the pearly gates and pretend he`s not in?
   
8. Sorry, when I said I have the stamina of an NBA player in bed I meant I take 10 timeouts in the final 2 minutes.
   
9. Gift cards are still the best way to say "I`m too lazy to think of a good gift and I think you`ll buy drugs if I give you cash."
   
10. Cleavage is something you can look down on and approve of at the same time.
    
11. Your baby has no idea that you threw him a 1st birthday party. All you did was inconvenience your friends.
    
12. The Ex is bringing my kids back home. Time to strategically place the panties I bought from Victoria`s secret around the house.
    
13. I really would love to see two mimes arguing
    
14. Only 3 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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