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1. Best thing about being single… -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!
   
2. Sometimes I wrestle with my inner demons. Other times, we just hug.
   
3. OMG you guys! Almost hit a jogger while i was taking a selfie and driving today...so please you guys, be careful, do NOT jog.
   
4. I`m so old, I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign And before that ... we used to play Tic-Tac-Toe on that sh!t.
   
5. How do people rap? I can’t even talk without messing it up.
   
6. keep scrolling… it gets better lol
   
7. The secret to success is in my bra.
   
8. I sure did waste a lot of time as a kid practicing my autograph.
   
9. A guy at work calls me "Partner" and another guy calls me "Chief". Apparently we`re playing Cowboys and Indians and I`m a double agent.
   
10. “I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others’ lives sounds fun!” – How I got out of jury duty
    
11. You know you are in trouble when your mom screams your whole name.
    
12. When someone calls you a bitch just say a bitch is a dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are nature and nature is beautiful. thanks for the compliment ;)
    
13. Stealing other people`s statuses on Facebook is called a Facelift.
    
14. Buying your wife a gun is like saying. "You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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