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Saturday January 11, 2025


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  1. The Bible is pretty accurate...Especially when thrown at close range.
  2. Is the CEO of Kraft also known as The Big Cheese?
  3. Relationships are like yard sales... They look good from a distance but you get there & realize its just a bunch of sh!t you dont need.
  4. There`s an emoji for eggplants but not for popcorn and this is why trusting people isn`t just hard, it`s impossible.
  5. A reality show where a couple wins $10 million dollars if they show nobody a picture of their baby for the first 2 years.
  6. Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?
  7. Someone asked me today if ive ever been with two women at the same time. But why would I want to disappoint two women at the same time?
  8. The recommended age to have a Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 years old to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
  9. I was about to do something awesome, again, but I told myself “Enough is enough, that’s plenty of awesome for one day”
  10. Happy St. Patrick`s Day! I was going to drink anyway!
  11. Yes, Facebook says we`re `friends` but, trust me, I wouldn`t hesitate to punch you in the face.
  12. It`s not my official job but basically all I do is piss people off.
  13. One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or complain. But it was a long time ago, and it was just for that one day.
  14. The only people without problems are in the cemetery.




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