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1. 79% of accidents happen in the home....... Finally, good news for the homeless
   
2. The best moments in life are simple… you know like when you sit down and get comfy and the remote is magically next to you.
   
3. My hobbies include working out, staying fit, eating healthy, and lying.
   
4. Hey pigs, stop trying to swallow entire apples. You keep dying!
   
5. Girls are always taking your hoodies but you take one of their dresses and suddenly they`re all like "we need to talk."
   
6. Here`s a list of helpful tips for meeting a great girl: 1. Don`t be me.
   
7. I wish I could have the Price Is Right audience around whenever I’m making important life decisions.
   
8. Attractive Woman: What time is it? Me: Haha. Yeah definitely
   
9. Apparently dyslexia is not a good excuse for driving 53 in a 35.
   
10. If you tickle me, I’m not responsible for your injuries.
    
11. The word "Saturday" has "turd" in it. Good luck trying to ignore that for the rest of your life, starting now.
    
12. The only clubs I’m into are sandwiches.
    
13. Do short people start their childhood stories with "when I was little", too?
    
14. I will vote for Donald Trump just to hear him tell Obama he`s fired!!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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