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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. WebMD needs to add the question "Have you eaten Taco Bell today?" when asking about stomach-related symptoms.
  2. I like holding the door for people who are far away, you know so they have to run a little.
  3. I`m starting to think that life isn`t worth living anymore and... Oh wait, there`s the bartender now. Nevermind.
  4. If you’re going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty.
  5. Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don`t get. Those who do are smiling right now.
  6. Such a satisfying feeling when “the one that got away” turns into “dodged that bullet”
  7. The weekend is just a bittersweet memory.... I won`t cry because it`s over, I`ll smile because for a few miles they believed I was the real bus driver.
  8. Whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never received any d!ck pics
  9. Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I`ve eaten 107 push-up pops.
  10. The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required?
  11. I don`t run away from my problems. That`s immature. I ignore them.
  12. Me, on phone to credit card company: What if you just break my kneecaps and we call it even?
  13. Life gets expensive when you trust a woman that`s cute.
  14. Of all the advice given to me over the years, “There really is no bad time for a beer” has proved to be the most helpful.




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