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1. French people give me the crepes.
   
2. What number SPF blocks people?
   
3. According to the law it`s not appropriate to put a bounty on my boss. I actually thought it showed great initiative and leadership.
   
4. I`m an optimist. I didn`t lose a sock in the dryer. I found an extra one!
   
5. How do you get to be that guy who waves the chopsticks at the the orchestra? I feel like I could do that.
   
6. I have never walked toward the exit of a supermarket without nervously wondering if I`ve stolen something.
   
7. Why isn’t our beer color coordinated for all holiday occasions, instead of just St. Patricks Day?
   
8. Why Am I Sober? - A Horror Story
   
9. I do my best proofreading after I hit send.
   
10. The success of a marriage hinges entirely on the ability to know which of your wife’s clothing is okay to go into the dryer.
    
11. One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere.
    
12. When my girlfriend texted me "I`m enjoying 5 guys in bed" I was quite surprised to arrive and find no hamburgers
    
13. Hangovers are nature`s way of grounding you as an adult.
    
14. Cops don’t like it when you ask them “Need some help?” especially when you’re wearing a Batman costume.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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