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1. Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet as long as I don`t eat anything else today and tomorrow.
   
2. Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
   
3. Those friends who like and at the same time unlike my statuses please you`re increasing my blood pressure!
   
4. I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
   
5. Just because I`m awake doesn`t mean I`m ready to do things
   
6. The real reason the Mayan civilization collapsed is they never updated their Adobe.
   
7. Seagull Manager; Someone who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everyone and then leaves.
   
8. A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up alongside him and say, “It’s okay, I think we lost him.”
   
9. I just bumped into my old headmistress who said how weird it is to see me all grown up now. Surely it would be weirder if I was still 9.
   
10. We must STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under!
    
11. The best way to change a woman`s mind is to agree with her.
    
12. Pool is my favorite sport because you don`t have to run and there`s beer five feet away.
    
13. It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.
    
14. If you really can make $10,000 a month working from home why would anyone take the harder job of nailing those signs to trees?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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