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Wednesday December 25, 2024


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  1. I`m never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
  2. I`m well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today.
  3. That moment when you offer somebody a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she`s not your friend anymore
  4. The best thing about the internet is how quickly you can offend the maximum amount of people with minimum effort
  5. When a woman says, "I`m NOT crazy" *clapping her palms together per syllable* That`s universal for, "You`re going to die."
  6. You can`t make me believe there`s a shortage of jobs in this country when there are 23 cash registers at WalMart and only 3 cashiers.
  7. sometimes... late at night... i rearrange traffic signs. people need to be challenged.
  8. All my life I`ve wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
  9. Worried that you may have a stalker? Shut up and just be happy someone likes you.
  10. Sometimes just to annoy my therapist, I ask him, "So how does my lack of progress make you feel?"
  11. I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do... And for those who like country music, denigrate means ‘to speak badly of`.
  12. This guy at the gym just did four sets of selfies.
  13. B!tch Please, your only fan is the one on your ceiling.
  14. I`m telling you, Godzilla must have feet made of steel. I step on a Lego and can`t walk for a month.




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