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Wednesday December 25, 2024


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  1. Women, if you want to strike a bit of fear into your man, just smile really big and ask him, "Notice anything different?"
  2. I`ll tell you what a woman wants. She wants you to drag her to the bedroom, toss her down, and do the dishes and laundry while she takes a nap.
  3. I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that would work.
  4. I just lifted a couch to retrieve a Skittle that fell underneath it, so I get you Moms that lift cars to rescue children, I get you.
  5. People ask me what my secret is to losing weight and I tell them not having money to buy food
  6. If by “clubbing” you mean eating club sandwiches then yeah I’m pretty into the club scene.
  7. Alcohol: Because no good story starts with “So this one time I was eating a salad….”
  8. My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities. I said, “That’s great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity.”
  9. I wish I had my own private chauffeur. . . . Then I could really commit to being an alcoholic!
  10. Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza.
  11. Hawaii is a great place to live if you hate being eligible for contests.
  12. Take time to reflect upon your day. Think of all the blessings you received, and everything you may be called to testify about :)))
  13. Dieting Tip, 1. Make a list of people who have a problem with your weight, 2. Cut them out of your life. 3. Enjoy having lost Hundreds of pounds of Idiots.
  14. You find it offensive? ... I find it funny ... That`s why I`m happier than you.




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