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1. Sometimes all you need is $500 million dollars.
   
2. Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
   
3. My 14 year old sent a text asking me to pick her up from school and added "not in your pajamas". So I`m wearing hers because good moms listen.
   
4. Things to do today.....pet all the spiders in my house at least twice with my shoe.
   
5. Didn`t sleep much but I got a few solid hours of worrying done.
   
6. They say you are what you eat but what happens if you didn`t mean to eat it. I don`t want to be a bug.
   
7. Hang out with different people everyday so the only person who knows you`ve been wearing the same outfit all week is you.
   
8. Don`t judge me just because I sin differently from you.
   
9. According to customer service I can not bring sexy back... Without the receipt, apparently.
   
10. Not one back to school special on beer. What kind of world do we live in.
    
11. I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “haha good one” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
    
12. Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
    
13. I do everything faster when I have to pee.
    
14. This morning I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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