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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. "You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented shovels
  2. I`m going to a wedding rehearsal this weekend. Wedding rehearsals are the only time you see someone practice making a mistake.
  3. When you have a lot, you have hair. When you only have a few, you have hairs.
  4. Sometimes, I`ll start a text with "lol" if it might be a sensitive subject. Like, "lol it`d be cool if you moved out."
  5. trying to do something before the microwave is finished is sort of like trying to complete the countdown maths problem on countdown...
  6. You`d be surprised at how many times I`ve gone home, when i hear someone tell me "Go hard or Go home".
  7. How about first you show me your benefits and THEN I`ll let you know if we can be friends.
  8. The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.
  9. Be careful on how tough you are on your kids....Strict parents create sneaky children.
  10. omg I just found out I`m allergic to exercise...at first I get all flushed, then I break out in a sweat, my heart starts pounding really fast, then I cant breath........i wont be doing that again!
  11. Maybe if I tilt my head to the side I can understand English – dogs
  12. Why isn`t Wendy`s girl fat? You would think that someone who eats so many Baconators, chicken sandwiches and other burgers, would be quite the porker by now.
  13. I`m a nonviolent person until I see a spider. Then I turn into Al Capone and "I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND!
  14. Arguing in sign language must be a workout.




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