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1. Diet goal: I want to lose just enough so that my hand will fit comfortably in a Pringles can...
   
2. Why do TV shows say "May contain nudity"? It either does or doesn`t. Don`t make me watch the entire thing and find out the hard way it doesn`t....
   
3. I`ve been having really bad headaches lately. The doctor said they were all in my head.
   
4. Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn`t a real sport.
   
5. I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the "Like" button.
   
6. Technology is outpacing my ability to come up with convincing lies that I didn`t get your message.
   
7. They say women only use 10% of their anger
   
8. Resisting the urge to write "Just shut the f*ck up" on someones status.
   
9. Accidentally walking through the camping aisle at Target every once in a while is about as outdoorsy as I get.
   
10. Hey, guy from the gym with lifting gloves still on, you can take them off now, you`re in Starbucks.
    
11. I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they`re and their. From now on I`m going to point it out, weather they like it or not.
    
12. I can`t help but smile when I see a woman wearing a Supertramp Concert t-shirt
    
13. Neil Armstrong said "One small step for man...". I would`ve just said "OH MY GOD, I`M ON THE MOON!!!!!!".
    
14. Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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