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1. umm umm u know that school where i got the degree from
   
2. With a great a$$ comes great responsibility!
   
3. You know you’re awesome when you know you’re awesome.
   
4. I`m sorry but sh!ts and giggles don`t sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.
   
5. The early bird catches the worm. And the late bird catches one of the other trillion worms left. What`s your point?
   
6. I saw a girl being irresponsible texting while driving and it really ticked me off.....So I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
   
7. This morning I got in touch with my inner self. And that`s also the last time I`ll buy cheap toilet paper...
   
8. Is it wrong to use cheat codes for Wii Fit.
   
9. People think that a girl`s dream is to find her perfect guy & be with him forever... That`s Crap! A girl`s dream is to eat without getting fat.
   
10. I saw this homeless guy talking to himself and I was like, "Who is he talking to?" then I thought "Who am I talking to?"
    
11. Telling me to calm down is the easiest way to get me to tell you to go f*ck yourself.
    
12. I`m a compulsive liar. Every thing I say is a lie. And that`s the truth.
    
13. My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel crossing the street.
    
14. I`m not ignoring your calls, I just love my ringtone.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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