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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. The only time that my wife screams my name in bed is when I break wind in my sleep.
  2. My credit rating is so bad I got turned down for a magazine subscription.
  3. How to know you have a sunburn: Smack the spot. If you scream in pain, its a sunburn
  4. I got up at 7:00 this morning .. lather rinse repeat ... How long do you have to do this for?
  5. Welcome to WebMD. Type quickly, you don`t have long.
  6. Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA launched a man to the moon. ...We launch a bird into pigs!
  7. Boys will be boys... unless they get a sex change.
  8. This might be my ego talking, but I feel my weight-loss spambot followers care about me. They really, really, do.
  9. I think you know you’ve got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.
  10. Life is fun! You should get one.
  11. I`m going to switch my car insurance from Geico to Allstate, then to Statefarm, then back to Geico. If my calculations are correct, they should owe me $837
  12. My girlfriend isn`t much of a wrestler but you should see her box!!
  13. The only toys I was allowed to play with in the tub were the dirty dishes.
  14. Hoping to get "till death do us part" reduced to a 15 year sentence and time served.




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