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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. Word on the street is... Lol. Jk. I don`t go outside.
  2. I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I`m an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It`s because I`m poor.
  3. Ideal roommate: Someone not smart enough to know they are paying 80% of the rent.
  4. Saying "I`m offended" is basically telling the world you can`t control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
  5. My wife complained that I never lifted a finger to help around the house. So I lifted a finger. Apparently, it was the wrong one.
  6. Often, when I am reading a good book I stop and thank my teacher. Well, I used to. Until she got that restraining order.
  7. If you really think about it, "Nightlife" is just a fancy word for drinking alcohol at a place that isn`t your house.
  8. You will always be my best friend ... You know too much.
  9. If your single and you know it…Pet your cat!
  10. Geez....Why do they only make hand creams that smell feminine? Why can`t they they make one with a masculine scent? Something like Doritos or WD-40?
  11. I don’t care how loud I’m laughing, I’m having fun and you’re not.
  12. Hey ladies breastfeeding in public,…Why don’t you ever smile in my pictures?
  13. Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don`t realize how bad it is for their health.....until I`m choking them
  14. Due to political correctness issues, "Krazy Glue" will now be known as "Mental Disorder Glue."




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