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1. I used to be able to stay out much later than this. I find I just can’t these days. My phone battery just doesn’t have the stamina any more.
   
2. You know you are old when your parties have glasses instead of red plastic cups.
   
3. Look at the keyboard. It has `U` and `I` together. Look underneath that. It says `JK`.
   
4. The guy who invented wet t-shirt contests probably has no idea that shirts can just be taken off.
   
5. If you don`t pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
   
6. "Grapey." -me after every wine at the wine-tasting
   
7. I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their sh!t.
   
8. I found a dollar in my bed this morning... Following my excitement was a flash of panic as I checked all my teeth
   
9. Everytime someone says "Expect the unexpected" I like to punch them in the face and say "not as easy as it sounds, now is it?"
   
10. You`d think my password was "yourmom" because the computer said it was too easy.
    
11. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
    
12. M?o?n?, T?u?e?s?, W?e?d?, T?h?u?r?s?, Friday !!!!
    
13. FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
    
14. If your conspiracy theory doesn`t involve cats and dogs, don`t bother me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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