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1. I FINALLY "friended" my girlfriend on Facebook.. You know.. So I could get updates on our relationship status.. :|
   
2. something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow
   
3. Immature >>> A word boring people use to describe fun people..
   
4. Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
   
5. Why is maple syrup so expensive?.. It grows on trees doesn`t it?
   
6. Good morning to some...Hello to others...And f*uck you to the rest!!
   
7. Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers.
   
8. I`m not a gamer, but I can be as lazy as one.
   
9. If you don`t have anything nice to say, put it all on social networks
   
10. I`m just saying a sarcasm font could go a loooong way!
    
11. If you are going to write in the dust on my car, please dont date it
    
12. Sometimes I watch sports holding an xbox controller just to screw with my girlfriend`s head.
    
13. The last time I was someone`s type, I was donating blood.
    
14. I love watching The Simpsons. They never get old.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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