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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. Five years ago my boss asked me where I wanted to be in five years. I finally know the answer: Not Here
  2. Still waiting for a "Where are they now?" episode about the Flintstones
  3. Some people wouldn`t understand irony if it beat them over the head with a helmet.
  4. The difference between cars and whales is that whales can swim and cars can`t.
  5. It may look like I`m doing nothing, but I`m actively waiting for my problems to go away.
  6. Went down the gym and burnt 1200 calories today. I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven!
  7. “Shh.. Do you hear that?” “What? I heard nothing.” “Exactly, it’s the sound of no one caring.”
  8. "Please don`t do this." - my voice mail greeting
  9. So I harvested my tomato today, it`s bound to be good considering the $43.29 I invested to plant it.
  10. I can almost always tell if a movie doesn`t use Real dinosaurs.
  11. My new year`s resolution is that donuts have no calories.
  12. Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.
  13. A cop just pulled me over and said papers - so I said scissors, I win and drove off.
  14. No one will ever look at you the way I do ... But thats probably because no one will ever do it from the tree outside your window




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