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1. Being an adult is mainly drinking coffee and pretending to be productive.
   
2. You don`t get to complain about life until you move out of your parent`s house.
   
3. FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
   
4. My wife was afraid of the dark......then she saw me naked.........now she is afraid of the light.
   
5. Let`s lay in bed all day & trade sexual favors for trips to the fridge
   
6. I have officially bought the first batch of Halloween candies that will not make it to Halloween.
   
7. He said the spark between us was gone..so I tasered him..... Ill ask him again when he wakes up
   
8. If relationship breakups never existed, the music industry would go Bankrupt !
   
9. Good morning my friends ... Wait a minute ... What the f*ck am I doing up this early.
   
10. I saw a cool bumper sticker on a back of a SUV . . . “Do you follow Jesus this close?”
    
11. Telling people your phone is gonna die, But you really just don’t want to text them.
    
12. If Facebook isn’t a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it.
    
13. Note to self: Thanks for always being there.
    
14. I just don`t get life insurance. Why would I want to give my family a financial incentive to kill me?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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