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1. A wise man once said nothing.
   
2. Just once when they interview a serial killer’s neighbor I’d like to hear them say “Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me, he was a real Weirdo”
   
3. I figured out the chemical composition of Holy Water. It`s H2OMG
   
4. My girlfriend would be so mad if she found out that I`m telling people she`s my girlfriend.
   
5. "I am upping my standards... so up yours!"
   
6. Auctioneers are proof white guys could rap if they tried hard enough.
   
7. Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view?
   
8. Soccer is just like my sex life. Long periods of time with no action followed by pure shock & surprise by all parties involved when I score.
   
9. Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.
   
10. I always like seeing those "Baby on Board" stickers because it`s nice to see agreeable babies out there.
    
11. I am bored. Anyone need anything avenged?
    
12. Actually officer, if you factor in the earth`s rotation, we were all speeding.
    
13. The only thing more amusing than someone leaving a voicemail is them asking if you actually listened to it.
    
14. at my age, the best part of waking up is the fact that I did wake up
    
    
    
    
    
    

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