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1. I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called “Amazing.”
   
2. If you hold out your arms like Frankenstein when walking in a leg brace, people let you cut in line at Starbucks.
   
3. I believe pizza delivery cars should be allowed to use sirens
   
4. Its never polite to ask the guy at the next table "are you done with that?" Especially when he`s breaking up with his girlfriend.
   
5. I found $40 in my jeans. The kid in me says "Buy dart guns and candy", but the adult in me says "Buy vodka, dart guns and candy".
   
6. "what doesnt kill u makes u smaller" -mario Lol
   
7. Yeah, sex is awesome. But have you ever put clothes on straight out of the dryer?
   
8. Side boob is only hot on women, bro.
   
9. The Fourth of July was an annual reminder of how useless my dog would be in a war.?
   
10. I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends.
    
11. Do you think the dude that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
    
12. In theory, sex should be grosser than letting someone borrow your toothbrush, but it`s not.
    
13. I`m making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I`m accurate, how do you spell your name again?
    
14. I’m pretty sure I have atleast one anscestor who would be pretty pissed to find out that helicopters exist and I can’t fly one.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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