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1. To me, the worst part of the prostate exam is when the doctor says, "Guess how many fingers."
   
2. Oh the pranks I would pull if I were invisible
   
3. I got this new calorie counting app ... Every day I go for a new high score ... Winning!
   
4. Two years ago I became a proud parent. My kid is 6, but they were kind of a pain those first four years.
   
5. I forgot to pay my bill to the exorcist and so I got re-possesed.
   
6. Learn cursive, they said. You`ll need it your whole life, they said.
   
7. Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!
   
8. I don`t normally poop with the door open, but I don`t want to miss the in flight movie
   
9. I just assume that when a restaurant automatically adds 15% to the bill for a tip that the service is going to suck.
   
10. If the Dollar Store ever starts selling alcohol....drinks are on me.
    
11. I thought there was a spider on the rug, but it was just some yarn. It’s dead yarn now, though.
    
12. I keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on my bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette
    
13. It`s a good thing the gas station is open today...... I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.
    
14. Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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