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Wednesday December 25, 2024


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  1. People should mute themselves on conference calls when they are crossing a battlefield and killing enemies to get to the next level.
  2. The worst part about looking for a job is if you`re successful, you end up with a job.
  3. I´m (insert your name) BITCHES!!!! Deal with that.
  4. But in my most troublesome times, I looked down and saw only one set of footprints. I asked the Lord why, and He replied that sand people ride single file to hide their numbers.
  5. So she asked me "Do these pants make my butt look big?" And I said, "Not at all dear .. its the fat that does that." So now I´m single again.
  6. Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I`m not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.
  7. life is too short to think twice and act wise....
  8. Wife fell asleep on the couch so I drew a spider on her glasses with dry erase marker. And now we wait...
  9. Shake up a random soda pop in the company fridge today. You deserve it.
  10. Some people want a perfect relationship. I just want a cheeseburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
  11. I hope this snowstorm doesn`t impact my schedule of aimlessly wasting my day online.....
  12. 50% of people believe sex is "the connecting of two people`s souls through two people`s bodies, as one." The other 50% are men.
  13. True self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn.
  14. When the nurse calls my name at the doctor`s office, I like to run through the waiting room like I got called on The Price is Right




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