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1. I never know the proper etiquette with the pizza delivery guy. Do I kiss him before or after paying him?
   
2. My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
   
3. There`s no point in using a big word, when an infinitesimally diminutive one will do.
   
4. Something I will never understand: Why it’s acceptable for people to be idiots but not acceptable for me to point it out.
   
5. If only my ceiling fan could hold my weight, then I would never be bored again.
   
6. I always see more people walking into Sam`s Club than out of Sam`s Club, but the meat`s cheap, so I don`t ask questions.
   
7. They say women only use 10% of their anger
   
8. If I could bring one dead person back to life I`d bring back Walk Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction..
   
9. Not to interrupt your story, but do you have a completely different and possibly shorter story?
   
10. I used to be in a band called "missing cat". You`ve probably seen our poster.
    
11. “Yes” is a perfectly legitimate response when asked how many drinks you’ve consumed.
    
12. Getting old sucks. I use to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I feel more like a bounced check.
    
13. I`m not saying I`m out of shape but I just stretched, got winded, and need to lie down
    
14. I look forward to paying off all my debt so I can get back to just being broke
    
    
    
    
    
    

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