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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. Corn mazes are great because how often does one get to experience the feeling of being trapped by corn
  2. i dont normally have a cool facebook status, but when i do, an older relative spoils it with a lame comment.
  3. Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right?
  4. I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups.
  5. Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
  6. What flickering lights mean: 1% electrical problems. 99% demons.
  7. The girl in the car next to me is totally checking me out. I think she likes me. After I`m done picking my nose, I`m gonna smile and wave.
  8. I don`t think America should elect a president in 2016. We need to be single for a few years and find ourselves.
  9. Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
  10. With so many things coming back in style, I can`t wait until morals and intelligence become a trend again.
  11. My favorite thing around the holidays is being put into a group message with 200 people reply "Who`s This"
  12. I just wanted to send you a quick note letting you know that you`re in my inappropriate thoughts.
  13. Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he’ll probably be like, “Hey, remember when you used to just give me fish?”
  14. I wonder if there`s a margarita somewhere out there thinking about me, too.




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