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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. Just saw someone holding a sign that said "Honk 2 impeach Obama" You`d think the process to impeach a president would be more complicated
  2. FYI fellas: if you wake up with some chick and you can`t remember her name, take her to Starbucks. They`ll write her name on the cup for ya!!!
  3. Ha = I didn`t find that funny. Haha = That was funny. Hahahahaha = I want to sleep with you.
  4. All this time I thought PTA stood for Parents to Avoid
  5. My daughter wants to know when the hamster we "planted" in the garden will start growing.
  6. Given the places I`ve had my tongue, no we cannot "just be friends".
  7. My bank is the worst. They`re charging me money for not having enough money in my account. Apparently, I can`t even afford to be broke.
  8. That awkward moment when you realise you have way more internet friends than real friends.
  9. F*ck spiders. F*ck them and the way they move their legs, f*ck their ability to multiply by the million and f*ck their eight, beady little black eyes that offer unblinking, soulless glimpses of the blackest depths of hell itself.
  10. I wish conversations were like user agreements, where I could skip to the end and just agree.
  11. The only difference between Black Friday and a zombie apocalypse is that zombies don`t care if you get the last iPad Mini.
  12. I wish I had money so I could be eccentric instead of just weird.
  13. I don`t know about you, but I`ve thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.
  14. And suddenly those annoying neighbors that leave their Christmas lights up all year long look like geniuses.




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