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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. Winter needs to calm the f*ck down
  2. "Give me your finest meal, money is of no concern." ~ Me at McDonald`s on pay day.
  3. I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren`t we helping to find them?
  4. If Google can`t find the answer, it`s not a question.
  5. I can`t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
  6. The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you would actually kill me.
  7. Next time one of your friends leave their Facebook open, randomly pick one of their friends and like all 973 of their photos.
  8. Just spent the last 30 minutes cutting a Batman mask off the back of a box of Honey Nut Cheerios & my kid thinks he`s gonna get to wear it.
  9. I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
  10. People are like slinkeys; they don’t really serve a purpose, but you can’t help but laugh when one of them falls down the stairs.
  11. I am not saying you are stupid, because I thought you already knew
  12. thinks we should all jump out of our chairs and do the 5 second happy dance! READY! GO!
  13. If pigs could fly, nobody would be eating chicken wings.
  14. Mattel is launching a new Facebook Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box.




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