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1. Women, if you want to strike a bit of fear into your man, just smile really big and ask him, "Notice anything different?"
   
2. What this country needs is more unemployed politicians...
   
3. My last relationship was a lot like The Notebook. It felt like it lasted forever and we both wanted to die towards the end.
   
4. I`ll take "who the f*ck would know that" for $600, Alex.
   
5. Detroit and Chicago seem to be getting it right as of late. Limit all politicians to two terms. One in elected Office and one in prison.
   
6. Learn cursive, they said. You`ll need it your whole life, they said.
   
7. Well aren`t you a f*cking waste of two billion years of evolution.
   
8. I can`t believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
   
9. My kitchen is actually nothing more than a fruit hospice
   
10. Never underestimate a woman’s ability to make anything your fault.
    
11. Life Insurance: Let me get this right. I pay you until I die, then someone ELSE gets the money?
    
12. Took the ice from my ice bucket challenge and put it in my whisky.
    
13. October is breasts cancer month. I stare because I care.
    
14. People ask me why I don`t have tattoos. Seriously, would you put a bumper sticker on a Lambourghini?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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