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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. Roses are red Your thong is pink Cover that up You`re not as hot as you think.
  2. You never know a person until you walk in their shoes... or until you check their browser history.
  3. Advantage #46 of being single. I have entire closets that are completely empty.
  4. I would exercise, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
  5. I`m so scattered I don`t know whether I found this rope or lost my horse.
  6. My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo, because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.
  7. You should get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep... 9 if you`re an ugly bitch...
  8. I might not be "Smarter Than a 5th Grader", but I can buy booze! Booyah!
  9. Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn`t change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
  10. Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons.
  11. I’m glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done
  12. I`ve just finished doing my hair, want to come over and mess it all up?
  13. You ever notice that the number of extra steps a drunk takes getting home? ...its staggering!
  14. Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a beautiful day.




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