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1. People will do odd things to get even.
   
2. People like you are the reason why the middle finger was invented
   
3. A pessimist thinks that all women are sluts. An optimist hopes that they are.
   
4. Whenever someone invites me to their home and I see more than 3 cars parked outside, I keep driving just in case it`s an intervention.
   
5. I`ve come to terms with the fact that I will never experience leftover pizza.
   
6. Whoever said, "All men are created equal", has obviously never been to a nude beach
   
7. "I like your tree`s earring." ... "That`s a tire swing."
   
8. People must stop questioning my sanity, it wont answer them.
   
9. If someone tells you `I love you` but you don`t feel the same way and don`t wanna make it awkward just say `I love YouTube` really really fast :)
   
10. Swiss army knives are only like 8% knife.
    
11. I was filling out this form when one of the questions asked "What level is your maturity?" I didn`t fill it out cause I couldn`t find my crayons!!
    
12. Weird how old people suddenly stop being so deaf the second you put music they don’t like on
    
13. Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection`s map for gas money is reaching a new low.
    
14. If banks were as fiercely regulated as McDonalds breakfast cut off time, there’d be no problems.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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