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Friday January 10, 2025


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  1. I try to avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they are in the middle of a race.
  2. WARNING:: going to bed on Sunday will cause Monday.
  3. That moment when you offer somebody a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she`s not your friend anymore
  4. Guys, want to find out all of your flaws in under a minute? Just ask your girlfriend if she`s gained weight.
  5. If u cant live without me, why aren`t you dead yet.
  6. Zoos would be cooler if you had to fight each animal before you could see the next one.
  7. Sometimes when I`m bored, I pick out a girl from my list of FB friends that I`ve never actually met and then go back on her timeline and like every single post she made in like 2009......That should freak her out a bit...
  8. There’s always that last setting on your windshield wipers that makes you go “damn, calm the f*ck down!”
  9. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers make any f*cking sense.
  10. Is it just me or does the word "retweet" bring up images of Elmer Fudd commanding an army on the defensive?
  11. I looked up "thesaurus" in my thesaurus and it says "Don`t be a smart-a$$".
  12. I wish I could forget you as easy as I forget my passwords.
  13. Pulling out a winter coat and going through the pockets to find out who I was 8 months ago.
  14. Two things that most people want. 1. Lose weight 2. Eat




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