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1. At first, I had my doubts about using autocorrect. But my new phone probed me wrong. PROVED DAMNIT! PROVED!
   
2. "You know, I wish I`d never gone to the pool that day." ~Marco Polo
   
3. Is going to bed! Hopefully the Cleaning Fairies will come and clean my house tonight! Wishful Dreaming i guess!
   
4. If you still pay for porn I just want you to know I have a butter churner and an abacus for sale.
   
5. Watching game shows is like watching porn, you get excited watching someone else get lucky
   
6. When I`m bored I like to call in sick to places I don`t work for. I`m getting written up at Home Depot
   
7. Does Facebook have a “You’re not smart enough to be talking about politics” button?
   
8. My favorite breed of dog? Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
   
9. I`m not the cat lady type. I`m more like an actual cat. I want affection when I want it and on my terms. The rest of the time I want to claw out your eyes and piss in your shoe.
   
10. I bet my mom is looking down on me right now, wherever she is. She`s not dead, just very condescending.
    
11. If she is still able to walk to the kitchen after s@x , you don`t deserve a sandwich.
    
12. This woman just flipped me off and I couldn`t agree more.
    
13. Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves ...That`s where I come in...
    
14. I spend my weekends farting in libraries and then shushing people that complain.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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