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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I have to wonder why we have "non-essential" government employees in the first place.
  2. I’m not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be boob shaped.
  3. You can always tell the guys that masturbate a lot by looking at their hands. If you look close enough you can see their wedding ring.
  4. After watching copious amounts of crime dramas I`ve come to the conclusion that serial killers only target women who wear matching bra and pantie sets. Feeling much safer now.
  5. I don`t care if it`s a kidnapping/murder; if you tell me a monkey will be involved, I`m 97% more likely to participate.
  6. Was going to watch the presidential inauguration today, but found something more interesting on a different channel. Watched "How cow farts affect the ozone layer" on The Science channel.
  7. If you really think about it, "Nightlife" is just a fancy word for drinking alcohol at a place that isn`t your house.
  8. I can`t believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
  9. My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don`t exist. He`s vacuuming.
  10. Just spent 20 minutes on the treadmill without breaking into a sweat......tomorrow I might even switch it on!
  11. Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
  12. If you mix vodka, orange juice and milk of magnesia... Do you get a Phillips screwdriver?
  13. Hibernation should be a human thing too.
  14. I`m that friend you have to explain to people before you introduce me... And apologize for after.




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