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1. You`re uglier than..... well, you`re the example.
   
2. I drink to make other people interesting
   
3. Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don`t make a right. Tomorrow I`m going to try three.
   
4. Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
   
5. Mom: How are your grades this semester? Me:.... Mom:.... Me: Mother what`s important is that we have our health
   
6. Cant imagine the look on Obamas face when he saw `Olympus Has Fallen`..His next quote would have been.."No more Taiwans in the secret Elevetor office"
   
7. No one in my family has ever actually used the Olive Garden gift card. We just keep passing it down from generation to generation.
   
8. Time flies when you`re throwing watches.
   
9. Singing in the shower is illegal according to this Ikea security guard.
   
10. Apparently you can not demand to be strip searched.
    
11. I`ve officially met everyone`s mother yesterday via Facebook so I`m pretty sure that takes me out of the friend zone here ladies
    
12. I’m drinking something. I`ll give you a hint: It starts with a B and rhymes with....um..... “beer.”
    
13. On a scale from 1 to 10 how likely is it that your dumbass will say 11?
    
14. A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, "Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
    
    
    
    
    
    

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