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1. Note to self: It`s time to grow up, be responsible, and act like an adult. Self to Note: Shut the f*ck up.
   
2. I watched Americas Got Talent for 15 minutes and I beg to differ.
   
3. With the right person, you can talk about absolutely nothing for hours & feel like you spoke about everything.
   
4. Just ONCE, I`d like to look deep into your beautiful eyes, and make hot sweet love with you without some pop-up window ruining the mood.
   
5. If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders
   
6. I`ve just released my own fragrance...No one on the bus seems to like it though.
   
7. I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday
   
8. I`m the type of person that would thrive in solitary confinement.
   
9. I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations.
   
10. I can almost always tell if a movie doesn`t use Real dinosaurs.
    
11. Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it`s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!!
    
12. Over half the contacts in my phone are named “Do Not Answer”
    
13. I`d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don`t wanna see you everyday.
    
14. Life is not like a box of chocolates. It`s more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your a$$ tomorrow.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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