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1. What idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?
   
2. They call themselves independent women until furniture needs to be moved
   
3. Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn`t have said out loud.
   
4. Wives are just security guards hellbent on denying you access to your happiness, and porn collection.
   
5. This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? Is that possible? I just licked her face in case it`s contagious.
   
6. People with 1 syllable names ruin the happy birthday song
   
7. Why do hospitals need to advertise? It`s not like I`m going to go to Home Depot instead.
   
8. I bought a Tempurpedic mattress so that I’ll have an excuse to go to sleep with a giant glass of wine every night.
   
9. Hey ladies who complain about falling in when we leave the toilet seat up; how about you first check if the runway is there before you bring the plane down.
   
10. Life is funnier when you have a dirty mind. ;)
    
11. The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actually kill me
    
12. I don`t know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse.
    
13. We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper
    
14. "Wow! That butterfly`s gonna be HUGE!" - First person to find a mummy
    
    
    
    
    
    

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