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1. wants to remind you this Halloween, that as a general rule, don`t solve riddles that open portals to Hell.
   
2. I bet more people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
   
3. For your anniversary, if your wife asks for something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds...don`t get her a bathroom scale. Just sayin"
   
4. They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they`d make up their mind
   
5. I`ve come to believe that everyone on Earth could benefit from a 12 step program.
   
6. Whoever invented self checkout greatly overestimated the general intelligence of the human race.
   
7. I bet blind people think farts are funnier than deaf people.
   
8. I thought I was feeling a little bloated today, turns out I had my underwear on backwards.
   
9. IMPORTANT REMINDER: Sunday is Mother`s Day, which means Facebook is gonna be annoying as crap...
   
10. If I can`t convince you, I will sure as hell confuse you.
    
11. If you can make a woman laugh, you`re almost there. If you`re almost there & she laughs, now that`s a different thing.
    
12. My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas cost everywhere.
    
13. I bought 2 fish and named one, “one” and the other “two”, so when “one” dies I will still have “two”.
    
14. My 5 year plan includes purchasing a Slurpee machine.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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