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1. We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.
   
2. You ran a marathon? I ran like 5 red lights this week...
   
3. I talked to my mom, and she said she probably hadn`t had sex with any of you guys. Damn dirty liars.
   
4. I believe in equality. If we have five days of work, then we should have five day weekends as well.
   
5. If I was Neil Armstrong landing on the moon, "That`s one small step for man," would have been, "Screw you every girl who ever shot me down!"
   
6. stupidity is a privelege entitled to everyone but you my dear are abusing this right
   
7. Behind every beautiful woman, is a beautiful behind.
   
8. I hate when someone has a loud conversation on their cell phone and then gives me dirty looks for jotting down everything they say.
   
9. In a new study women with large a$$es live longer………the men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives.
   
10. I don`t care if its a scam! Just the fact that the Prince of Nigeria sends me personal email makes me feel special!
    
11. The Gym is like Church. Everybody thinks that by going one hour, one day, they`ll erase what they did during the week.
    
12. If there`s a bar where everybody knows your name, you`re probably an alcoholic.
    
13. Accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I`m the proud owner of aisle 7.
    
14. Some questions just answer themselves. Like, sit-ups or pizza?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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