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Thursday January 09, 2025


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  1. Violently swerving your car will not throw a spider off the window. Doesn`t work like it does with humans. Just in case you need to know.
  2. Tonight I plan on drinking until I`m someone else`s problem
  3. Wow!!, What a day..I volunteered at a soup kitchen, mowed my lawn, went to 2 Birthday parties, ran 6 miles, then told a bunch of lies on Facebook.
  4. I once peed a girl`s name in the snow, so don`t fcuking tell me I don`t know romance.
  5. I love you more than I hate everyone else.
  6. I know you`re the instructor but I`ve seen Ghost 47 times so I know for a fact this IS how pottery is made!
  7. You can’t choose your family, but you can ignore their phone calls.
  8. I simply haven’t seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking.
  9. Why do the 5 seconds I have to wait before I can "skip ad" last 30 seconds?
  10. I dated this musician who used to play songs for me over the phone. Then I realized he was just putting me on hold.
  11. I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it`s obvious he had no idea how letters work.
  12. Just read an article about a new species of spider in Sri Lanka that is the size of an average human`s face. In an unrelated matter, I have decided to NEVER visit Sri Lanka.
  13. Being a Zombie doesn`t sound that bad. You don`t have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.
  14. Tonight I`m playing hard to get off the sofa.




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