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1. If you are being attacked by a bunch of clowns the first thing to do is go for the juggler.
   
2. The naked truth is better, than d dressed-up lie :) Aa
   
3. 9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
   
4. Why would you pay $80 for a bra at Victoria’s Secret when I can hold your boobs up all day for free.
   
5. I love my friends unconditionally.* *Certain terms and conditions may apply. May not be available on all days. Coverage not available in all locations.Offer good for 30 days.Requires two-year minimum agreement. Fees applied for activation and early termination.
   
6. I dare you to spit on this status.
   
7. If you don’t like something change it... if you can’t change it....post it on facebook, so we can "like it" and laugh..
   
8. No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs.
   
9. exercise........you mean extra fries
   
10. I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
    
11. Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn’t make the cut.
    
12. My relationship is like an iPhone, I don`t have an iPhone.
    
13. I wish there was a room where we could go and see all the stuff we have ever lost.
    
14. How long are Winnie the Pooh and Tigger going to ignore the fact there`s something seriously wrong with Eeyore
    
    
    
    
    
    

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