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1. Do you think they still give out chips in Gambler`s Anonymous?
   
2. Who the hell is Pete, and why do we do things for his sake?
   
3. The invention of the shovel must have been ground-breaking.
   
4. Never take advice from someone more miserable than you are.
   
5. The reason i connot lie is because i like big butts.
   
6. My sleep number is 151 ... Bacardi 151
   
7. When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish.
   
8. Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
   
9. The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
   
10. If I could be any animal I`d pick a turtle, strictly for the chance, however slight, I could be turned into a ninja.
    
11. It’s called sarcasm, and it confuses stupid people.
    
12. I wouldn`t say I "missed" your call.
    
13. Strange new trend at work. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Yesterday I ate a tuna sandwich named Jennifer.
    
14. has a drinking problem...I can`t afford it
    
    
    
    
    
    

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