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1. I smile when I`m having dirty thoughts :)
   
2. Of course I’ll buy a polished rock made into a necklace. I’m on vacation, aren’t I?
   
3. Gatorade always has athletes in their commercials sweating and working hard. They really should target their real consumer. A Fat guy on the couch nursing a hangover. Is it in you?
   
4. I just made a voodoo doll of myself. Can someone take it to the gym?
   
5. Ninja Mode is not a plausible excuse for not being seen at work.
   
6. Humans are so stupid! This is why aliens probe us. They think our brains are up our butts.
   
7. Wanna come over for pizza and sex? I`m just kidding ... there`s no pizza.
   
8. Sometimes late at night.. I dig a hole in the back yard by lantern light.. Sure keeps my nosy neighbors on their toes.. :|
   
9. Girl:How do u feel? Boy:With your hands
   
10. $10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think "that`d be a great name for my new baby!"
    
11. Fat, single and ready for a Pringle.
    
12. Don`t have sex man, it leads to kissing and pretty soon you will have to start talking to her..
    
13. If I’ve learned anything from these ghost hunter shows, it’s that everyone speaks English after they die.
    
14. Good Morning! A fresh cup of hot coffee and my FB page is up, just look at that, I already achieved all my goals for the day.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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