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1. There are no bad pictures. That`s just how your face looks sometimes.
   
2. The good thing about Facebook is if someone gets on your nerves enough, you can make them cease to exist in your world and you don`t even have to hide a body.
   
3. "This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall." - Every 2 year old with a Popsicle.
   
4. Wednesday, you’d be a lot cooler if you were Friday night.
   
5. The best part about having an old VW is driving down the road and watching people punch the sh!t out of each other.
   
6. Going to: ? Paris ? New York ? London ? KITCHEN... I`m hungry
   
7. You can learn a lot from a person especially when you watch them through high powered binoculars, I`m just saying.
   
8. You are living proof that the Lord is testing me.
   
9. I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.
   
10. Famous words from Fergie... "Boom Boom Pow!" Happy 4th of July!!
    
11. These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
    
12. I’m planning on ringing the new year in with a kiss ... whether my dog likes it or not.
    
13. Over 400 billion people a year are victims of exaggerated statistics.
    
14. I like to skip when I`m carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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