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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. The story of George Washington chopping down the cherry tree is my favorite tale of honesty, integrity, and giving a child an ax
  2. You know it`s time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.
  3. Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything?
  4. Sorry, I can`t today ... My sister`s friend`s mother`s grandpa`s brother`s grandson`s cousin`s uncle`s fish died. Yes, it was tragic.
  5. My son just accused me of making stuff up. I wouldn`t mind but I don`t even have any children!
  6. Renewed my "Man Card" today, by going out in the cold, drizzly weather to cut firewood. In other news, police are investigating sightings of a chainsaw wielding maniac in the my area. I hope the catch that nut job!
  7. When I`m really bored at work I like to write "I`m watching you" on the toilet paper a few squares in just to mess with people.
  8. Why is it always "I see you drank all the beer today!" instead of, "Oh, honey, that was so sweet of you to help clean out the refrigerator."
  9. I`m just saying it might be a good idea for Liam Neeson`s to take his family members to the vet and get them microchipped.
  10. 9 out of 10 times, if you call the 1-800 number printed on a consumer product, the person who answers won`t tell you what they`re wearing.
  11. My son said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7,,, and now I`m terrified to go into the bathroom.
  12. I`d take a stupid dog over a stupid person any day.
  13. I just threw up my weekend.
  14. I got food poisoning today. I don`t know when I`ll use it though.




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