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Thursday January 09, 2025


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  1. Beer and a 44 magnum with an everclear shot makes everything good like Nintendo
  2. I bet there are muppets that have thought about shanking Elmo
  3. "No I don’t need any help. I know more about booze than you do" - Me to the liquor store clerk
  4. My neighbors look at me in a very weird way.. it’s like they never saw a guy with binoculars before.
  5. I often wondered what it`d be like to be married to an idiot. I asked my wife and she said you get used to it after a while...
  6. Breakfast in bed probably means you are dating someone. Dinner in bed means you`re probably single.
  7. I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
  8. The last time I saw something as ugly as your face I pinned a tail on it.
  9. How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren`t just victims of Medusa?
  10. "Do you have a charger?" is the new "Could I bum a cigarette?"
  11. Whew, good thing there`s a facebook petition for ending the shutdown, or else we`d be in real trouble.
  12. Being clean and sober means i’ve showered and am heading to the liquor store.
  13. Sometimes my brain is like the bermuda triangle...Information goes in then it`s never found again..
  14. People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don`t want to talk.




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