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1. Time heals all wounds...unless it`s infected or gangrene or something then time makes it worse.
   
2. Conspiracy theory for conspiracy theorists: Your conspiracy theories were planted by the government to distract you from real conspiracies.
   
3. I hate when I get to work and I`m at work.
   
4. Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don´t know when.
   
5. How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
   
6. The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
   
7. In a perfect world Taco Bell would deliver...
   
8. I bet people don’t understand that I’m joking 800% of the time.
   
9. If you have alphabet fridge magnets, and morals. You probably shouldn`t invite me over.
   
10. Which one of you is Moderation? I keep getting told we need to drink together.
    
11. The Teen Choice Awards air last tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren`t allowed to vote.
    
12. Whoever invented grass must be a billionaire that stuff is everywhere
    
13. Just once I`d like to walk down the aisle, take my vows, say I do...Without being dragged out being told, "Ma`am, you`re not the bride..."
    
14. Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you`ll be really far away from me with your motivational nonsense.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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