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1. I don’t have a problem with caffeine.I have a problem without caffeine.
   
2. I’m starting to think plates are called china because most of them look the same.
   
3. Someday, I hope to be so rich that I`ll never be happy again.
   
4. I don’t like being told what to do unless I’m naked.
   
5. Watching movies alone sucks. There´s no one to ask, "What did he just say? Who is that guy?"
   
6. Coffee: fueling you for a job you can`t stand to support a life you never wanted. Tastes good though...
   
7. I’m going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they’ll let me take?
   
8. I`m an accident looking for a place to happen!
   
9. Experience is what you get, when you don`t get what you want
   
10. The fact that Google autocompletes all of my questions just reaffirms how unoriginal all my problems are.
    
11. I will be responsible for my actions when my actions become more responsible.
    
12. We`re all just nudists in disguise...
    
13. I just want to be as thin as my patience.
    
14. The longer a Woman takes to get ready, the easier it is to piss her off.. it`s Science
    
    
    
    
    
    

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