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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. is cuddling up with a good book and a cup of tea. Ah, who am I kidding... I´m looking at Hustler and having a beer.
  2. You lied....you don`t have a Klondike Bar do ya?
  3. Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring ... so I go back to being me. ;)
  4. Scientists discover that caterpillars can whistle. Am I the only one wondering if they`re concentrating their efforts on the wrong things?
  5. I`ve found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, people expect less of you.
  6. When the sign says: DO NOT TOUCH I read: Touch when nobody is looking.
  7. My kids are the reason I wake up every morning. Really freaking early. Every...Single...Morning...
  8. Why am I always right but people still ignore me...?
  9. Please, please don`t be a bitch to me. Because then I`ll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.
  10. Where is the "Made In China" labels made?
  11. Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario & how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal, but had no milk. I used ice cream.
  12. Q: What is the best thing God ever created? A: The vagina. Q: What was the worst thing God ever did? A: Put women in charge of them.
  13. The phrase “Ignore it and it will go away.” does NOT apply to being chased by a dozen cop cars.....trust me on this one.
  14. The only thing worse than it raining after you wash your car is having to poop as soon as you get out of the shower.




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