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1. Question : if you fart at the gym can people wearing headphones still smell it? Asking for a friend
   
2. No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy’s hat sideways.
   
3. Do people smoke e-cigarettes after sexting?
   
4. Have you noticed that it`s only the married squirrels that hurl themselves in front of your car......
   
5. When I was a kid and was going to "get it" that was bad. Now I`m an adult and I`m going to "get it" :)
   
6. Never trust a married guys opinion of who`s hot. It`s like asking a starving guy what food tastes good.
   
7. My math is never so quick or exact as when I see an old flame with a child.
   
8. I can`t tell if I`m really nice but secretly an a$$hole or an a$$hole but secretly really nice.
   
9. What do women say when they are actually fine?
   
10. You know someone has a drinking problem when they go to the bar at 5pm, you know you have a drinking problem when you`re already there.
    
11. Women are so silly sometimes, thinking men actually care if they fake it.
    
12. I hate that little line of dirt that I can never get into the dust pan.
    
13. I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, "I`d so tap that."
    
14. How easily you`re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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