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1. The most common name In China is Chang, correct me if you think it’s Wong.
   
2. I got some new underwear. Well, new to me...
   
3. The problem with trouble is that it always starts out as fun.
   
4. If you`re reading this then I`m wishing you a Happy New Year! Stay safe, have fun, and remember, I like New Years gifts too!
   
5. My car said "low on fuel"..I replied "low on cash"..I`m still waiting for a reply..
   
6. A lot of people are only alive because I shed too much hair to ever get away with murder.
   
7. My wife always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading.
   
8. Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I’ve done in my entire life.
   
9. The older I get the more use I have for the phrase "bite me."
   
10. Today is that day where anything you read online could be totally made up. Oh, wait, that`s every day.
    
11. Is everything expensive or am I simply poor?
    
12. I`m not saying i hate you but if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it
    
13. Just burned 3 calories typing this with my thumb muscles. #fitness
    
14. I`ll admit I`m not perfect but what did the horse I rode in on do?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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