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1. “Nevermind.” Translation: You should’ve listened the first time.
   
2. Why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let this stupidity problem solve itself?
   
3. Instead of calling in sick, call in well. Tell them how great you feel not having to go to work today.
   
4. A penny for your thoughts. Five bucks if they`re dirty.
   
5. What Meatloaf wouldn`t do for love I would probably do for a six pack.
   
6. I was sitting in traffic the other day. That’s probably why I got run over.
   
7. I hate it when a dog starts barking and then every other dog nearby retweets him.
   
8. You know that tingly feeling you get when you have a crush on someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.
   
9. If everybody was consistently as determined as they are when they carry all groceries in one trip, this world would be in a better place.
   
10. The worst part of quitting drinking is how few excuses you have for your behavior
    
11. I`ve decided to take some time off Facebook so I can focus on work and, ok, I`m back
    
12. If you think you have problems, remember that Malaysian man who told his wife he was flying to China... and now he can`t get out of his girlfriend`s apartment...
    
13. Admit it, we all have that special someone we`d visit if given a tank to drive for a day
    
14. I can`t seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don`t need their assistance in the bathroom.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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