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1. When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond “Why, what did you hear?”
   
2. The brain is like the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth until you fall in love.
   
3. I don`t have a smartphone I have a phone that shows potential but doesn`t apply itself
   
4. Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding… that the other person is a complete idiot!
   
5. Who let the owls out?? Don`t sing the chorus you`ll make it worse.
   
6. I think there are great benefits in remaining strangers.
   
7. It took Harry Potter 7 damn long books to catch the bad guy. When it only takes Scooby-Doo 25 minutes.
   
8. Tonight`s weather forecast: dark. Continued dark overnight with widely scattered of light by morning.
   
9. One thing horror movies have helped me realize is that as a parent, you definitely want to avoid having demonic children
   
10. Every time I visit my parents, I send the kids in first so they can signal me if it`s an intervention.
    
11. If you can´t convince them, confuse them.
    
12. I need a fixed income. Mine is broken.
    
13. love me or leave me,,HEY!!! where is everybody going?
    
14. what do you mean booze ain`t food!?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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