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1. My mother always told me to never quit something I`m good at. So here is to her for making me realize that i`m good at being drunk!
   
2. You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
   
3. I never got the expression "complete idiot". Is there an Incomplete version?
   
4. Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?
   
5. The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the hell up"
   
6. I`m already getting into the Thanksgiving spirit, I`ve given the bird to lots of people today.
   
7. You tell me I`m crazy, the voices tell me I`m not. 4 against 1, so........
   
8. You only live once is the most reassuring thing I`ve ever heard.
   
9. Sorry about last night texts. My phone was drunk.
   
10. Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
    
11. this isn`t the status you`re looking for
    
12. You can always tell a lot about a woman the way she pours gasoline around your car.
    
13. I haven`t gotten laid in so long, you`d swear I`ve been wearing Crocs all this time.
    
14. Ok a$$hole, just go around me. I`m already doing 30 over the limit, I`m not speeding up. Stupid car with your stupid flashing lights
    
    
    
    
    
    

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