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1. French people give me the crepes.
   
2. 10 years from now: “Dad, how did you meet mom? Well, your mom had the hottest profile pic…so I had to friend request that.”
   
3. I really love it when a hot girl winks at me with both eyes.
   
4. Tequila. For those nights you just want to pretend she`s hot.
   
5. You would never know I had a college degree if you saw how many times I tried to push when it says pull.
   
6. Never call me creepy. You`re the only one that doesn`t even know we`re engaged.
   
7. "She really does suck!" could be a complement in the porn industry
   
8. Wow, I just melted a piece of ice by staring at it. Took a little longer than I thought it would.
   
9. We get it poets: things are like other things
   
10. They keep telling me theres plenty of fish in the sea, but I havent caught one in years, soooo I continue to sit here, holding my rod.
    
11. Hey, sorry I missed your call. I saw your name on the caller ID and I didn’t want to ruin my day by talking to you.
    
12. My date is in 2 hours, which means I have very little time to fix my glasses and fix my bangs and get a career and lose 50 pounds
    
13. Has anybody seen my keys? they`re awesome.
    
14. Netflix would be by far the best dating site. "Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Pokemon for 12 straight hrs"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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