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1. My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night. So I said I had a headache.
   
2. If you look in the mirror and say "Taylor Swift" three times, she magically appears then breaks up with you. What do u know next? You`re a song!
   
3. Oh, I have an idea!!..oh wait, no I don`t
   
4. If you’re going to walk really slowly in front of me you should at least have the courtesy to have a slammin booty.
   
5. We will always have that special 5 minutes before I started creeping you out.
   
6. I do 5 sit-ups every morning. No, it doesn`t sound like much, but there`s only so many times you can press the snooze button.
   
7. Last night I got drunk and ate 3 tennis balls by mistake, f*ck you Pringle`s.
   
8. “FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!” – Mother Nature
   
9. Do you think Santa regrets giving all those bad kids coal now that global warming is threatening his home?
   
10. When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."? No one is that happy
    
11. You`re the reason I wake up everyday. Just kidding I have a job.
    
12. Falling out of bed the fun way. Oh wait, there isn`t a fun way....
    
13. I`d stop disappointing you, if you stopped expecting me to do stuff.
    
14. People often mistake me for being a good listener. The truth is, I really just don`t want to talk.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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