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1. I think the only way I’ll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I’m in prison.
   
2. It may look like I’m having really deep thoughts but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food I’m going to eat later.
   
3. When you have a lot, you have hair. When you only have a few, you have hairs.
   
4. Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding… that the other person is a complete idiot!
   
5. "Hello Kitty" should have been a brand of condoms...
   
6. this guy with binoculars has been watching me watch him with binoculars and i don`t know who`s winning
   
7. You should get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep... 9 if you`re an ugly bitch...
   
8. "Please don`t do this." - my voice mail greeting
   
9. Do you think that the guy that invented the breathalyzer has any friends left?
   
10. I`m old enough to remember being the tv remote.
    
11. For a generation that allowed YOLO, BAE, and KIM KARDASHIAN to happen, you sure have a lot of f*cking opinions on how things should be run.
    
12. I wish that some of my coworkers were not allowed in the break room because those are the people I need a break from.
    
13. I like to walk up to strangers and ask, "Would you take a photo of me?" If they say yes I hand them a photo of me and walk away.
    
14. I had lunch with a chess player yesterday. It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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